A mű vegyesen angolul és magyarul írt, ezért ha nem tudsz angolul ( vagy magyarul :) ) akkor ne olvass tovább! Remélem, hogy emlékszel még mindkét nyelv nyelvtani szabályaira...

Piroska és the Farkas

One was or wasn't, ki knows, egy big-big erdő, where egy Little Red, egy granny and egy Wolf lived. Grannynek volt appendicitis and Little Red gondolta, that meg keek visit her. So-so Little Red took a koshaar, and tett bele bread etc., and elinduled to granny's house. In útköz Little Red találkozed with the wolf.
- Where are you going, beautiful Little Red? - he asked.
- To Granny. - válaszoled she.
Wolf's djomor started korogni for granny and Little Red. -Te, Little Red, szedjél Grannynek these ibolyát and these hóvirág, az összesen húsz flowers, she biztosan will be happy - he said és with fénysebesség went away to granny's house.
He tought: "I will hamm granny first and wait for Little Red in her bungalow and eat her too." So-so nadjesző Wolf quickly elshisted to granny and his eye kopoged az éhségől. Aztán Wolf kopoged on the door. Egy hang asked:
- Who is that?
- It's me Little Red - feleled Wolf in Little Red's hang.
Benn deathka roppaned and granny came to open the door. Meg shem kérdezhette, "Me one?" Wolf már ate her in egész.
Now, he thought, I will öltözni, mint granny and wait for Little Red. But he elszunjókáled in the bed. Little Red arrived not much később and heared awful things from the house.
About ilyeneket:
- Krrrr....phsszs...grrrr.hrrrr...
Little Red gondoled that granny very-very beteg lehet, she kopoged on the door. Now the wolf felébreded.
- Free - said egy rekedt hang bentről, Little Red beléped. When she looked at granny, very frightened lett.
- Oh my God, granny, you look awful.
- Yes, I am very ill, you know my dear, because I am very old, my dear.
- De granny, why do you have so big eyes?
- I see you better now, my dear!
- And granny, miért van neked black hand?
- Because I was döglőding under day.
- And granny, why do you have olyan big száj, mint Becs's BigGate?
- Hogy könnyebben kapjalak in! - said the Wolf and ate LittleRed too. But his hash started going because he zabáled too much. His djomor was telegram, majd mazsa weighed. Mivel itt very-very fájed, Wolf kezdett S.O.S signal singing. The vadász of the erdő heard it and shieted to help. He beronted in to the house and saw the wolf fetreng. The vadász
took a good élesh kés and fölváged the hash of the wolf. And here were Little Red and granny again! They megöleled egymást, then helped the vadász kövek varrni in to the hash of the Wolf. Once, when the wolf went to the patak to drink, he csuszed into it and szegény bele is döglett.

A mű nem az enyém, de úgy éreztem, hogy megérné ide is feltenni.:)