A m� vegyesen angolul �s magyarul �rt, ez�rt ha nem tudsz angolul ( vagy magyarul :) ) akkor ne olvass tov�bb! Rem�lem, hogy eml�kszel m�g mindk�t nyelv nyelvtani szab�lyaira...

Piroska �s the Farkas

One was or wasn't, ki knows, egy big-big erd�, where egy Little Red, egy granny and egy Wolf lived. Grannynek volt appendicitis and Little Red gondolta, that meg keek visit her. So-so Little Red took a koshaar, and tett bele bread etc., and elinduled to granny's house. In �tk�z Little Red tal�lkozed with the wolf.
- Where are you going, beautiful Little Red? - he asked.
- To Granny. - v�laszoled she.
Wolf's djomor started korogni for granny and Little Red. -Te, Little Red, szedj�l Grannynek these iboly�t and these h�vir�g, az �sszesen h�sz flowers, she biztosan will be happy - he said �s with f�nysebess�g went away to granny's house.
He tought: "I will hamm granny first and wait for Little Red in her bungalow and eat her too." So-so nadjesz� Wolf quickly elshisted to granny and his eye kopoged az �hs�g�l. Azt�n Wolf kopoged on the door. Egy hang asked:
- Who is that?
- It's me Little Red - feleled Wolf in Little Red's hang.
Benn deathka roppaned and granny came to open the door. Meg shem k�rdezhette, "Me one?" Wolf m�r ate her in eg�sz.
Now, he thought, I will �lt�zni, mint granny and wait for Little Red. But he elszunj�k�led in the bed. Little Red arrived not much k�s�bb and heared awful things from the house.
About ilyeneket:
- Krrrr....phsszs...grrrr.hrrrr...
Little Red gondoled that granny very-very beteg lehet, she kopoged on the door. Now the wolf fel�breded.
- Free - said egy rekedt hang bentr�l, Little Red bel�ped. When she looked at granny, very frightened lett.
- Oh my God, granny, you look awful.
- Yes, I am very ill, you know my dear, because I am very old, my dear.
- De granny, why do you have so big eyes?
- I see you better now, my dear!
- And granny, mi�rt van neked black hand?
- Because I was d�gl�ding under day.
- And granny, why do you have olyan big sz�j, mint Becs's BigGate?
- Hogy k�nnyebben kapjalak in! - said the Wolf and ate LittleRed too. But his hash started going because he zab�led too much. His djomor was telegram, majd mazsa weighed. Mivel itt very-very f�jed, Wolf kezdett S.O.S signal singing. The vad�sz of the erd� heard it and shieted to help. He beronted in to the house and saw the wolf fetreng. The vad�sz
took a good �lesh k�s and f�lv�ged the hash of the wolf. And here were Little Red and granny again! They meg�leled egym�st, then helped the vad�sz k�vek varrni in to the hash of the Wolf. Once, when the wolf went to the patak to drink, he csuszed into it and szeg�ny bele is d�glett.

A m� nem az eny�m, de �gy �reztem, hogy meg�rn� ide is feltenni.:)